How would you like to destroy Earth?
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How would you like to destroy Earth?
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The Earth sits in the middle of the screen with a health bar, which is already a bad sign for the Earth. Around it are the tools available to you, starting with an asteroid because that is traditional, and ending somewhere considerably less traditional. Each method you use unlocks the next one, and the next one is always worse. The planet does not fight back. It simply loses percentage points until there are none left and the internet, according to the final report, carries on arguing regardless.
Click a weapon to use it on the planet and watch the health bar drop. Weaker methods unlock stronger ones, so work through them rather than waiting for something better to appear. Some methods do more damage than their description suggests and one of them is deliberately unlabelled. When the health bar reaches zero you get a final report with your elapsed time and the method that finished the job.