Don't Click The Button

Don't Click The Button

There is a button on this page. The button would prefer that you leave it alone, and it will tell you so, repeatedly, in increasingly strained language. Clicking it is not forbidden. It is simply a decision you will have to live with. The button keeps count. It notifies people. It shrinks, it runs, it briefly pretends to delete this entire website. Nothing bad actually happens to your computer, your browser, or your mother, but the button will imply otherwise for as long as you keep going.

How to Play

Do not click the button. If you insist on clicking it anyway, keep clicking and read what it says each time. New reactions unlock at the seventh, tenth, thirteenth, seventeenth, twentieth, thirtieth and fortieth click. At twenty clicks you unlock an achievement you can share. At fifty clicks the button gives up and declares you the winner, which it will immediately clarify is not a real thing.

FAQ

What happens at fifty clicks?

You win. The button will explain, in very small text, that nobody actually wins.

Does it really delete the website?

No. Around the fortieth click it pretends to, complete with a progress bar. It is lying.

Is my mother actually notified?

No. The button has no access to your mother. It only claims to.

Can I share my result before fifty clicks?

Yes. The achievement at twenty clicks produces a shareable card, and the game continues afterwards.

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