Weird CAPTCHA

Weird CAPTCHA

Every website on the internet wants to know whether you are a robot, and none of them are especially good at asking. Weird CAPTCHA takes that premise and keeps going long after it should have stopped. You will be asked to identify suspicious objects, type a word that has been visibly damaged, answer arithmetic that is used against you, move your mouse in a way that reads as natural, and decide which of four things has feelings. There is no correct answer to most of it. At the end, you receive a verdict on your humanity, expressed as a percentage, with a small unexplained fraction assigned to potato.

How to Play

Work through ten verification challenges in order. Read each instruction carefully and then accept that reading it carefully will not necessarily help. Some challenges have no right answer and grade you on how you respond rather than what you pick. Your mouse movement is genuinely being measured on one level, so move it like a person. When the final verdict appears you can share your humanity breakdown as an image.

FAQ

Is this a real CAPTCHA?

No. It blocks nothing and protects nothing. It is a joke about CAPTCHAs that happens to be playable.

Why did answering 2 + 2 correctly count against me?

Because that is exactly what a robot would say. This is not a bug.

What does the potato percentage mean?

Nothing. It is generated from your answers and it is not a real measurement of anything.

Does it collect my mouse data?

Only in your own browser, only while you are on the page, and it is never sent anywhere.

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